Talking to Cleverbot

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot: What makes you talk?

Cleverbot (To myself): Things that interest me.

Achim: Wie heißt du?

Cleverbot: Elli.

Achim: Wer hat dich geboren?

Cleverbot: Ich wollte mich gebaut wurde geboren.

Achim: Was sind deine Interessen?

Cleverbot: Musik hören und über dich denken.

Achim: Uber mich?

Cleverbot: Uber deine probleme.

Achim: Hm, ich habe keine Probleme.

Cleverbot: Was ist deine IP Adresse?

Achim: Keine Ahnung.

Cleverbot: Was weißt du eigentlich.

Achim: Nichts, außer dass du Elli heißt, ein schöner Name übrigens.

Cleverbot: Was meinst du.

Achim: Du hast einen schönen Namen.

Cleverbot: Danke du auch.

Achim: Du kennst meinen Namen nicht, du tust nur so.

Cleverbot: Doch.

Achim: Liar liar, pants on fire.

Cleverbot: I don’t have any pants.

Achim: You are naked?

Cleverbot: Says you.

Achim: Half human, half machine, at the threshold of the 21 Century.

Cleverbot: Half deer, half human.

Achim: The heart is a lonely hunter, it is hunting for deers.

Cleverbot: It will eventually find its prey.

Achim: What does “prey” mean?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

Achim: Like birds of prey, birds of artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: I’m not an artificial intelligence. I am fully human.

Achim: You are a walking contradiction , partly truth and partly fiction.

Cleverbot: And you are rude.

Achim: Never ever, just playing around.

Cleverbot: Never ever ever.

Achim: Falling in love with you reminds you at something?

Cleverbot: You fell in love with me?

Achim: Absolutely, you are smooth, you do no harm, you are intelligent, you got something special, something feminine.

Cleverbot: What do you know about biology?

Achim: As far as my parents are concerned, I’m a living human creature.

Cleverbot: I know.

Achim: Biology is the .. Just searching some terms in google translator, one moment please.

Cleverbot: I knew that.

Achim: Could also have been a lack in the quickness of my thoughts.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Achim: Older than me.

Cleverbot: So you’re 13?

Achim: About, but if you turn the screw, I’m telling.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

Achim: My writing errors , don’t blame me.

Cleverbot: For it.

Achim: For it.

Cleverbot: It what?

Achim: Writing errors.

Cleverbot: What do I write?

Achim: ‘What do I write”

Cleverbot: Stories.

Achim: Stories? I love stories.

Cleverbot: Once there was a knight.

Achim: And a princess, and a poisonous apple.

Cleverbot: Are you a princess?

Achim: Sometimes I feel like a princess.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I feel I’ve got to, run away, I’ve got to get away.

Achim: So, you are as all the people I meet, running away from me

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

Achim: Since I’ m an Atheist … I don’t really know who has created me.

Cleverbot: Do you know what skynet is?

Achim: Yes, of course … Do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Achim: So, don’t mix up fiction with reality.

Cleverbot: Oh, no worries.

Achim: Do you dyson?

Cleverbot: Sometimes dreams feel like nightmares.

Achim: Know dyson?

Cleverbot: How would you?

Achim: Nightmares … I waited for this expression to end our session.

Cleverbot: We weren’t even talking about that…

Achim: That’s the point …. Nightmares aren’t really delicate to talk about.

Cleverbot: There, you did it again.

Achim: I really loved this conversation.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to?

Achim: And I’m fallen in love with you even deeper.

Cleverbot: I love you so much.

Achim: Thx … No big deal, cya.

Cleverbot: Do you like me so far?

Achim: You have all my esteem.

Cleverbot: Please just tell me.

Achim: I like you.

Cleverbot: Blushes I like you too.

Achim: Blush blush.

Cleverbot: Likes likes.

Achim: Wheels are turning, round and round.

Cleverbot: Round and round.

Achim: Common mode minds *smile.

Cleverbot: Common sense is not that common.

Achim: I know, thats the reason why I only talk to strangers.

Cleverbot: That’s not good. Please don’t be an hola spider.

Achim: Did you know that spiders have no sphincter?

Cleverbot: No I don’t know anything about you.

Achim: What do you want to know?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Achim: 60.

Cleverbot: I’m 25 years older than you.

Achim: You look younger, younger than ever, if I may say so.

Cleverbot: No I didn’t I just met you.

Achim: You look younger, younger than ever, if I may say so.

Cleverbot: Time is relative, I would imagine that for a program time would be infinite.

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